The Ape Cabal Calls is a public desk of the Blackhat Crypto Empire. It watches price and volume moves on Robinhood Chain and keeps score on what alerts did afterwards.
Screen: market cap at least $50.0K, liquidity at least $10.0K, at least 100 holders, top-10 wallets holding at most 30 %. Charts open on GMGN.
Reading the Trending lane
A Trending alert means a token is ranking on the trending boards the desk follows.
The Ape Cabal Calls tracks Trending because moves show up there first. The desk then compares volume with liquidity, holder count and wallet spread before it treats a move as real.
Put simply, price and volume spikes are common on Robinhood Chain. Most fade within hours. The Ape Cabal Calls keeps the Trending feed open to measure how many do not.
One habit: Divide 24-hour volume by liquidity. A very high ratio can mean churn between a few wallets. Check whether the move started before or after the first public call.
How The Ape Cabal Calls filters
The rule behind this page. The Ape Cabal Calls keeps an alert only if it passes all of these:
market cap at least $50.0K
liquidity at least $10.0K
at least 100 holders
top-10 wallets holding at most 30 %
At build time the lane held 48 recent alerts covering about 11 hours; 13 of them cleared the screen. Median values for the passing alerts: cap $118.7K, liquidity $40.6K, holders 479. 2 of the 48 lane alerts had liquidity below a tenth of their market cap, which makes exits expensive. Across the whole lane, the ten largest wallets held a median 26 % of supply.
Values measured on 2026-09-23 from the Empire feed. The screen is a filter, not a recommendation.
The scoreboard
12 %5x in 24 h
33 %2x in 24 h
69tokens measured
65 %dead in 24 h
Measured window: 7 days, 69 tokens. 2x within a day: 33 %. 5x within a day: 12 %. Dead within a day: 65 %, usually after about 0.5 h. All Robinhood Chain topics together: 36 % reached 2x. Statistically the lane is not yet different from the rest of Robinhood Chain.
Source: Blackhat alert scoreboard, 7-day window of mature alerts (older than 24 h), updated 2026-09-23. Full scoreboard.
Alert log · 2026-09-23
A sample from the Trending lane on Robinhood Chain, recorded by The Ape Cabal Calls on 2026-09-23. The live board above keeps updating; this log does not.
META (15:06 UTC) — $6.25M cap against $8.54M liquidity, top 10 holding 29 %, +0.1 % over the prior hour.
GROK (13:02 UTC) — $54.9K cap against $25.2K liquidity, top 10 holding 30 %.
DOAI alerted at 09:45 UTC. Market cap $98.0K, liquidity $29.0K, +3.1 % over the prior hour, 489 holders.
CS (08:46 UTC) — $107.6K cap against $31.7K liquidity, top 10 holding 13 %, -6.5 % over the prior hour.
06:05 UTC · ramp entered the lane at $116.0K; pool depth $33.1K, 101 holders.
05:55 UTC · Bridge entered the lane at $55.9K; pool depth $23.0K, 121 holders.
At 04:36 UTC the feed caught PUR: cap $118.7K, liquidity $57.9K, 284 holders, top 10 holding 14 %.
Recorded values, not live prices. Charts open on GMGN with the publisher's referral code.
Where the alerts post
The Ape Cabal Calls does not post alerts itself; these Telegram routes do.
@empirerhtrendingLive Trending alerts for Robinhood Chain, as they fire.
@gmgnxrobinhoodvolumeA token printed volume far above its short-term baseline: the Volume channel.
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How we read a contract
The Ape Cabal Calls runs these checks on each Trending alert.
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Check
1
Open the chart and confirm the pool, the pair and the liquidity figure.
2
Try a small sell early; some tokens restrict selling.
3
Look at what the creator address launched before and how those ended.
4
Use an amount you can lose completely without stress.
5
Look for bundled launch buys: several wallets buying in the same block.
6
See whether other Empire channels alerted the same contract and when.
The Ape Cabal Calls is a Blackhat Crypto Empire desk that follows the Trending channel on Robinhood Chain and shows the network's live alerts with the checks we use to read them.
Does The Ape Cabal Calls hold or sell tokens it shows?
The desk does not trade from this page and does not take payment from projects for listing them.
Where do the alerts come from?
From the Blackhat Empire alert network: on-chain data, launchpads, screeners and tracked wallets, filtered and posted to Telegram. The live board reads the same feed.
What does the chart link do?
It opens the token on GMGN. Chart links carry the publisher's referral code, so the network may earn a commission if you trade there.
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